$SWAG

Secretly We Are Gay

And nowโ€ฆ so is your wallet. ๐Ÿ’ธ

"Two billionaires. One bed. Infinite 'BIG BILL's."

๐Ÿ’ž A Bromance for the Ages

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2016

Elon retweets Trump with a passive-aggressive like.

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2020

Trump says "I like Elon, but he's kinda weird."

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2024

Caught on a yacht with matching rainbow hats.

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2025

$SWAG launches. Everyone's confused. Including them.

๐Ÿง  The Narrative

In a world where tweets are currency and masculinity is fragile, two of the world's most powerful egos find themselves entangled in a rainbow-colored romance they can't admit.

Enter $SWAG โ€” a memecoin born out of late-stage capitalism, political theater, and a little too much bromance.

You thought the moon was far? Try Elon's heart. You thought Trump loved gold? Try Elon's stock portfolio.

SWAG is not financial advice. It's emotional damage.

๐Ÿ“Š Tokenomics

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Supply

999M

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Liquidity Lock

Like their emotional walls โ€” unbreakable

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Dev Wallet

Not even the NSA could find it

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Buy Tax

0%

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Sell Tax

0%

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Gay Tax

100% optional โค๏ธ

๐Ÿงข Merch Section

(Coming Soon)

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Rainbow MAGA Hats

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"Make Space Gay Again" Mugs

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Trump + Elon Body Pillow

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"BIG BILL" Cash Packs

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Sticker Pack Collection

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"Taxation is theft but cuddles are free"

๐Ÿ“ฃ Join the Secret Society of SWAG

"Post this meme. If it goes viral, Elon may propose."

"$SWAG is a degenerately fabulous memecoin based on the unholy bromance of Elon Musk & Donald Trump. No roadmap. No utility. Just political satire so spicy, you'll feel it in your capitalist core."